West Indian Girl

my dog tony is farting so bad right now it’s killin me! this afternoon i left half of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich on the table next to my bed and the little bastard ate it. right now we are both paying the price for his gluttony. this sux. he doesnt look too happy right now either.

oh yeah, i would like to thank the nice people at my publishing company, cherry lane for sending me a bottle of cristal. i will definitely be thinking of you when i down that later this week. champagne champagne…how i love drinking champagne. [note to any fans in the giving mood – please send fran from west indian girl a bottle of champagne] you know what was really weird about getting that bottle in the mail from the UPS guy today? well, 4 days ago i drank a bottle of cristal that had been sitting in my fridge for over a year… isnt that weird…it was like the UPS gods knew it needed to be replaced. well, i think it’s weird.

i also want to say hi to sam and thank her for the great interview she did with me the other night. she has a cool radio show called “strung out with sam” on C101.5FM in Toronto. thanx sam. let’s do it again and again and again.

i’m jumping on a plane in a few hours and none of my friends are driving me to the airport because they all have real jobs — F.TEN 2:34 AM